Magnum’s Maggots vs Wepps Worms – The First Battle
Before the battle, everyone was tossing out their schtuff. Here’s a selection of some pre-battle dissin’ found in the SimHQ ArmA Forum.
“Wepps will be hiding in some city building… begging his women to find those damn artillery pieces and stop the pain.”
“Haha, you guys are going to be directed by Magnum sitting in his patrol car! I can just see the confusion as he is yelling into the mic ‘Stop resisting!!’ or ‘I said manicure AND pedicure!’. But that is ok Magnum, I will take all of my useless advice over to the Easy East!”
“BTW, just so nobody is confused the command ‘stop resisting’ is cop code for “I need an excuse to hit you so I am saying this…”.
“How do the ‘weenies’ feel about Magnum’s METROSEXUALS bringing a can of hairspray to the party?”
“Theres a new white flag mod if anyone wants it…….. “
“Since I have successfully secured exclusive rights to the beer and champagne concessions as well as the one for crying rags I win either way.”
“Heard the term ‘Shock and Awe’… get ready for it Wepps.”
“I kinda feel sorry for magnum’s metrosexuals… wait — no I don’t!”
“Cant wait to see if some Hind or Frogfoot strafes that sorry ass Humvee of yours.”
“Nice bullseye on the hummer Magnum “
“Who say’s we are taking prisoners?”
“And who says you’ll find my camp?”
“I think we should walk up to Wepp’s camp like we’re surrendering then whip out the satchels and nuke his command center.”
“Hey! I heard they opened a new donut shop in Corazol. Can’t get near it though, the parking lot is full of cop cars!”
“See how uninformed you worms are… Cops don’t eat donuts anymore, they eat bagels!”
Some funny, funny comments. Then it was time for the banter to stop and the real action to begin.