my entry:
i'd sooner make love to a castrated midget than see 2012

I'd rather bring on the end of the world than see 2012?

I saw 2012. It was boring for the first 45 minutes, but after that, the special effects were amazing. It was decent but not great. I wanted to see the world end on the big screen. Big on action and short on plot but was pretty much what I expected.

...express the cat's anal glands...

I sure hope I'm still around to see 2012.

I'd rather have a lit cigarette extinguished in my good eye than see 2012...

pfunk

I'd sooner reveal the fact that I am the actual Mayan priest who initiated that stupid calendar so long, long ago, and was cursed by the gods to walk the Earth until the end for revealing the actual date, than go see 2012!

You think you know what tired is? Whew! And the bursitis in my shoulder after that length of time!

Cheers!

Rick...

I'd rather tell Cat she looks fat in that dress than see 2012.

I'd sooner watch a Uwe Boll movie than see 2012.


Uh wait, scratch that.

I'd rather stick a knitting needle in my eye than see 2012.



PS Tell Discovery and History Channel I'm sick of their programming....

Didn't you know? The target audience for Discovery and History Channel now is the 10-18 year old male group.

I would rather go out to a nice dinner with my finance and then go back home and either watch a movie together or play some video game together followed by a few drinks and then see where the night takes us...

Or were we posting the worst thing we would do instead of watching 2012?

If that is the case I would rather reinstall Battlecruiser 3000AD and go through an entire tour of duty on the front. (and by entire tour I mean watch as the game crashes over and over and then deletes random things off my harddrive.)

I believe Derek Smart has a cameo in "2012". He plays some scientist who claims he is so smart that he can save the Earth from impending doom.

I must not be too bad off. I didn't even know they were making the movie!

I dunno..I watched that interesting show on one of those channels..uh..can't remember which, but it was something about "Expeditions" week and the dude was traveling down in South America in search of the head-shrinkers. It was an interesting show. His travels had the whole "Heart of Darkness" theme to them..

Oh..it was National Geographic channel..and this is what an uploaded photo of me would look like if i had my head shrunken..nice..!



You can try it: http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/expedition-week-headshrinker

Damn Beach, you are one ugly mofo!

Unfortunately a Coke machine eats his change in the White House lobby and he loses track of time in the ensuing brawl. He lies trapped beneath the victorious machine as the world ends.

... i'd rather have root canal than watch 2012.

Which, in a rather nasty coincidence, is what im having on my day off this week.

I'd rather rewatch Plan Nine from Outer Space.

Ouch, BookKeeper... don't you wish now you had said "I'd sooner be killed from exhaustion after making love to the entire Swedish Women's Soccer team than see 2012".