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#3702274 - 12/19/12 05:10 PM
In praise of sex
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..seriously. I think it is one we can all agree on.
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#3702287 - 12/19/12 05:20 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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..seriously. I think it is one we can all agree on. Well that all depends. If I am in jail and my cell mate is Bubba the 320 lb redneck, then I can't praise sex.
Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
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#3702300 - 12/19/12 05:44 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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We wouldn't be where we are today without it.
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#3702354 - 12/19/12 06:56 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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Now picture your parents making that happen...
You #%&*$#!!!!!
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#3702361 - 12/19/12 07:07 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is this "sex" that you speak of?
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#3702380 - 12/19/12 07:34 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is this "sex" that you speak of? That thing you do while looking at pron on the interwebz. You don't always need a partner. At least not in my experience.
Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
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#3702398 - 12/19/12 07:57 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is this "sex" that you speak of? That thing you do while looking at pron on the interwebz. What, driving? Hey, unlimited data, use it or lose it.
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#3702412 - 12/19/12 08:20 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is this "sex" that you speak of? I obviously need to drag you out more often.
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#3702424 - 12/19/12 08:41 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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Does with myself count? (My wife has to give birth next week) So what do I have to do, smile or what? 
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#3702425 - 12/19/12 08:42 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is sad is the "In praise of Subway" thread is beating this one!!
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#3702431 - 12/19/12 08:54 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is sad is the "In praise of Subway" thread is beating this one!! That's because people usually get more sandwiches than they get sex... And Panzer needs a footlong to be satisfied...
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#3702433 - 12/19/12 09:02 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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What is sad is the "In praise of Subway" thread is beating this one!! That's because people usually get more sandwiches than they get sex... And Panzer needs a footlong to be satisfied... Man, you guys are a tough crowd. You read innuendo into anything! 
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#3702438 - 12/19/12 09:07 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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Oldie but a goodie.....
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say '#%&*$# you.'
The 5t h kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.
Life is tough. Life is tougher when you are stupid. - John Wayne
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#3702463 - 12/19/12 09:40 PM
Re: In praise of sex
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Was it Woody Allen who said of masturbation that it was having sex with someone he loved?
The issue is not p*ssy. The issue is monkey.
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